Thursday, January 21, 2010

From "Business Time Edition"

Morning Roundup: Business Time Edition

My inaugural balls are always bouncing, from the left and to the right. It's my belief that my inaugural balls should be held every night.

[DC Fire Dept Over Budget]

1. Hire enough EMS personnel so you don't have to pay existing personnel overtime.

2. Put the Cathedral burning car rescue guy in charge of rescuing people from burning cars.

3. Place EMS employees who can't tell the difference between drunkenness and head trauma in an ambulance, get them loaded on peaceahol, and donate them to the Dominican Republic.

4. You DO NOT talk about EMS Overtime Club.

5. Answer Five.

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