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Morning Roundup: Important Speeches EditionThere isn't too much more information about the [fatal Metro] incident, although Jim Graham is quoted as saying the accident "was a direct result of human error."
It's just absolutely horrific that all of these humans are now branded in this way having been tainted and painted with the same brush. Jim Graham's statement is callous, lacks specificity and, if true, demonstrates a failure on your part to act with all deliberate speed to protect the interests of our passengers. I urge you to immediately rescind this global indictment of humans and to issue a full public apology.
Which are you more excited for, the State of the Union or the Apple Tablet?
If the Jesus Tablet is anything like Apple's first releases, it'll be expensive (anybody remember paying $2,500 for a Mac Plus?), underpowered (Newton 100?), and crash-a-riffic (Mac OS 8?). I'll hold off until at least Jesus iTablet 2.0 with WiFi teledildonics and the moaning iVulva on the back. My "stylus" is getting a "Bluetooth stack" just thinking about it.
Morning Roundup: Layer upon Layer EditionWow. What a rush to judgment over what on its face seems like a "smoking Jumbo Slice." Far be it from me to come to Grahamzilla's defense, but just because he was caught on tape talking to an FBI agent posing as a taxi rep doesn't mean they actually discussed anything illegal. In the same way, putting an FMLN bumper sticker on his VW doesn't make Jim Graham a Communist, a fellow traveler, or an advocate of machete bludgeonings. Either way, I'm withholding judgment until release of the sex tape tape in question. With any luck, it will not contain any machete bludgeonings and by "any" I mean "a minimum of three, not including the cameraman."
It's kinda comforting to know that in these crazy, mixed up times, DC politicians are still being caught in FBI stings and people are still getting shot on Euclid.
Can't wait to hear Jim Graham mutter under his breath, "Hack set me up!"