From "Another Reality TV Show Casting in D.C."

Another Reality TV Show Casting in D.C. - DCist

AWARD-WINNING DC BASED PERVERT is NOW CASTING for a new f**k-u-reality series set in Washington DC! We are currently looking for a range of women in DC, from young up-and-cummers (bored trust fundies, amateur pr0nstars, Weeble fetishists, and panda amputees) to the real ballbusters on the Hill (undersexed congresswomen, bitchy socialites, and baristas in heels) We want the Elektra Woman and Dyna Girls of Washington who aren't afraid of a little of the old in-out-in-out. This "show" will follow these high-octane women as they walk all over my face with Kansas/Boston/Blue Oyster Cult playing in the background.

If you and your circle of friends are interested, or just have camera pics of you reclining in an inflatable pool full of tapioca pudding, please submit an email care of this address:

BLACKMAIL
BEHIND THE WATER PIPES
THIRD MEN'S ROOM ALONG
VICTORIA STATION

Please include: Name, age, occupation, SSN, major credit card numbers, along with power of attorney. Tell us why you think a raven is like a writing desk. Don’t forget to add recent compromising photos, and a contact number where we can send your remains.

NO WEIRDOS.